Shipping policy

Pulled your actual delivery setup first — you’re fulfilling physical goods through Printful (separate profiles for shirts, posters, bags, stickers), with the general store rates layered on top (Standard $8 / Express $15 domestic, country-specific flat rates international). So I grounded the policy in that rather than guessing at numbers.

Same permissions wall as the refund policy, by the way — I can’t push this one myself either. Here’s the draft to paste into Settings → Policies → Shipping policy:

Shipping Policy

Digital Transmissions — no shipping involved at all. The file finds you the moment payment clears, the way a real signal always has: instantly, and without a return address.

Physical Goods (apparel, prints, posters, totes, canvases)

Nothing in this section is sitting on a shelf waiting for you. Every physical piece is printed, stitched, or stretched specifically for your order, which means production starts only after you place it — not before, no matter how badly the warehouse alarm clock wants it to.

Production time: Most physical items take 2–7 business days to produce before they even ship. Limited edition canvases and made-to-order apparel tend to land on the longer end — we’re making one, not pulling one off a stack of fifty.

Shipping time: Once production wraps, standard domestic shipping is $8 (typically 3–7 business days), with a $15 express option for anyone allergic to waiting. We also ship internationally — rates and timelines vary by destination, and customs has opinions of its own that are entirely outside our jurisdiction.

A tracking number goes out the moment your order ships. If it goes missing somewhere between here and you — in transit, in customs, in whatever NoWhere’s postal purgatory looks like — email intoafuguestate@gmail.com and we’ll track it down with you.

A note on canvases: Our limited editions are numbered and finite, so please double-check your shipping address before checking out. Once it’s left our hands, we can’t intercept it — we’re a press, not a courier service with telepathy.