Citizen Cryptid

Dispatch #2: Okay, So, Let's Talk About What Happened at the Brass District Thing
Cryptid breaks down Engine Kelly's grand entrance at the Brass District ceremony, the Patinaed Lady's very public side-eye, and a suspiciously convenient surge of 'free' mech hound training courses in Copper City. Read more...
Dispatch #1: I Live in a Tree Now (Against My Will)
Cryptid gets promoted, gets forced into an office job in Verdant Hollow, and discovers that inflation and emergency contacts have ruined the wedding-contract grift. Read more...